Paul's Joke:

As some of you know but not everyone knows I've had cancer twice in my life and because of that I decided to write a movie about fish with cancer I'm calling it Finding Chemo.

Todd's joke: 

As most people know, Haley, my younger daughter, has recently moved home and to help her feel more comfortable, had a contractor come in. We're talking about some different stuff to do around the house, and we both agreed that we don't want carpets on our stairs. So I told the contractor that, and he just gave me a blank stare.